So here’s how my spa date went.
I arrived on time, did documentation, then was serve tea and chinchin while the room was being prepd.
I got in and was asked to strip, aahh, naked!!!… anyway, no biggy. So there I was nakedly naked on the bed/table (I no remove pant o, disposable pant was given).

Round 1: Scrub

I was watered – don’t know the liquid sha and next came the full body scrub. Oh my God she scrubbbbeddd, she scrub every fingerprint, sweat, saliva Tayo ever left on my body, everything gone. I thought it was sand but twas salt.

Round 2: Steam

Next thing was to bake me o. I was ushered into the shower – the closet kinda shower with a door. Door shut and then steamed up like couscous for about 10mins. Then took a shower. My skin felt so smooth like rubber. You guys know that baby EA’s shiny shoe, like a military officer’s, smooth and shiny, that was how I felt in the shower.
The only thing I could read on the shower gel was ‘Muscle soft or softener ’ , after steaming I was tenderized for the next round
Round 3: Massage
Toweled down then back on the table.
Every bone in my body collect. Muscle nko? dem collect too. Every bone cracked. Never knew the backbones could do that too. I think I am now taller than Gbemi. I’ve been stretched out.
This was the end of naked episodes.

Round 4: Manipedi

Foot/fingers: soaked (cooked – the water was bubbly and hot), scrubbed and massaged, also cracked
Nails: scrapped, cleaned, trimmed and polished
While this was on I was offered snacks to munch on but I declined
All these took about 3 hours
Thank you thank you for this wonderful gift.